Submitted by happy-hung: “No Homo”
It’s strange when guys say “no homo” after they do something “gay”, which includes anything from hugging a male friend or telling another boy that he has nice shoes. But what about these situations?
“I love you, mum — no incest”
“I love my dog — no zoophilia”
“I wish grandma were still alive because I love her and miss her — no necrophilia”
“I love my students — no pedophilia”
They all sound stupid because they are stupid.
hahahahahah NO ZOOPHILIA.
