woosahh.

ever get that sick feeling when you walk into an empty parking lot and you notice that your car is missing?

first- confusion: ‘wtfuckery?! i parked my car here…’

second- apprehensive/anxious: ‘umm.. haha! umm haha! i parked somewhere else…’

third- anger: ‘UH UH! MUTHAFUCKA stole ma car! damn damn damn i hate chicago!’

fourth- despair: ‘aahhh shit shit shit shit shit i left my chinese food on the front seat, they gonna eat it! aahhhh dang my iPod was in there! Adele, dont steal my Adellleee!!’

fifth- shock/realization: ‘did my stupid ass park in an off limits parking spot?!’

sixth- sadness: ‘my car got towed, didnt it’

seventh- relief: ‘hallelluueerrrr, it isnt stolen!’

eighth- realization (again): ‘fuck, my car got towed.’

welcome to my friday evening.